Think What You Like, Damn You

For some reason I wrote these lyrics recently. I'm projecting...or maybe being ironic...or even Byronic ?

I thought that I had found my perfect somebody in you
But I’ve seen you going round, looking for someone new
Because my dick is too small
Because my dick is too small
Because my dick is too small, you’re looking for someone new

Mal Says:
My dick isn't too small...really...it's a cold night okay.