Qui sont les swingers ?

Who indeed.
Well as a style guide, The Brothers Leonard Cohen suggest the following:

Mike's Classic 70's Porsche swings...Mal's 1980 Datsun doesn't*
Anton swings...Greg does not
The Hammond Organ swings...end of story
H. H. Munro swings...Mike Munro does not do so
Bob Brown swings...Brian Green couldn't swing on a trapeze
Roger Miller swings...Kenny Rogers does not
Dave Graney swings...Dave Graney swings...
Tubby the Tuba swings...The Biggest Loser does not
By our criteria Shane Warne swings...but Shane Warne doesn't


(*although Mal's Datsun spends less time 'visiting' the mechanic)

We would be more than happy to take your submissions for both ridicule and agreement...sometimes both. For instance where do you stand on Leonard Cohen v. Leonard Teale (think cravat) or Sean Connery v. Roger Moore ? and I don't mean as James Bond (SC a clear winner there) but which one swings ? Then of course there is George Lazenby !!
Your comments please swingers.